100 Dumb Things

Below are 100 dumb things you need to know about yours trully.  I was in a procrastinating mood and felt that this was neccessary. Dare to read on. :)
PS. Please comment if you read the whole thing or not!

100 things you need to know about Sammy.
1. I love green and purple together.
2. I love pink too.
3. I just like colors in general.
4. Neon things run my life.
5.So do sparkly things.
6. I am a leprechaun.
7. I am a leprechaun that has wizardry skillz. With a z.
8. I am a girl… If you didn’t know that already.
9. I hate texting.
10. When I do happen to text, I NEVER use text language.
11. Th!$ k!nd 0f $tuff dr!v3$ m3 !n$@n3. (I mean c’mon. It takes more effort to do that anyhow.)
12. I avoid exclamation points at all costs.
13. I hardly ever have matching socks.
14. 80% of them have a hole in the heel.
15. I have a pet rock.
16. His name is Filbert.
17. I also have a stuffed animal that I tend to cuddle with.
18. His name is Paco.
19. I have bright green froggie slippers. J
20. I own exactly 322 coloring utensils.
21. My name is spelled with exactly TWO m’s, and ONE y. In case you were wondering.
22. I have three rolls of tape (all half used) sitting on my desk.
23. I have an 8 foot snake on my bed.
24. His name is stripes. Take a wild guess if he has stripes or not.
25. I have 13 nicknames.
26. Pillow beds rock my world.
27. My right foot is bigger than my left.
28. I am a grammar Nazi.
29. I have my dads baby-face.
30. I’ve watched How to Train Your Dragon 16.5 times.
31. My little sister watches it 2.5 times a day. In Fact, she is watching it as I type.
32. I made up a quote. “It takes more muscle and effort to frown. So, when you're feeling down, and want to frown, make it easier on yourself by smiling and turn your day around.”
33.I smile 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
34. Any of my friends can prove #33.
35. I have enough socks to last me one month, two weeks, and two days, all only being worn one time each.
36. About a half weeks’ worth of those socks don’t have a soul mate.
37. I have 29 silly bands. 31 if you count the broken ones.
38. My white iHome is ten minutes and twelve seconds fast. My silver iHome is five minutes and forty five seconds fast.
39. I have a flute. Its name is Fruity.
40. You have read 39 facts about me.
41. I know that you are probably procrastinating on that big English paper that is due A Block tomorrow.
42. I am procrastinating as well. I should be writing a poem.
43. If you give me a pack of Gummy Bears, I’ll always eat the orange ones first. Always.
44. If you tell me to choose between regular Jellybelly’s, or sour Jellybelly’s, I’ll always go for the sour ones.
45. If you tell me to choose between Jellybelly’s or Jellybeans, Jellybelly’s will win every time.
46. I have a dream catcher.
47. Two of my four pillows do not have a cover on them.
48. I do my homework on my bed 96% of the time.
49. My bed is my little haven.
50. It is currently 6:22 p.m. on my silver iHome.
51. I have a sign on my bedroom door that states “Sammy’s Room. Please Knock!!” in red bubble letters.
52. I use my brush as a microphone and sing into my mirror.
53. On average, I hit my snooze button 4 times.
54. My snooze button goes off every 7 minutes.
55. I like odd numbers.
56. My lucky number is 115.
57. I have a shrine of memories in my closet. It consists of a glass cow with a broken leg, two snow globes, six miniature horses, a chicken bobble head, a pink Day of The Dead skull from Mexico, three piggy banks, a pink and black rocket, and a package of mints. There’s five mints left. On #56, there were seven.
58. I never have enough patience to suck on a mint till it’s completely gone. I always chew it about ¼ the way through.
59. According to my volleyball team, I am the Energizer Bunny as seen on the commercials.
60. My dog, Vinny, is sleeping next to me, snoring away.
61. My dad says that he’s never seen anyone that sleeps like me… oh, except for drug addicts.
62. It’s great to know that I sleep like a drug addict.
63. I have three Swedish fish left. I started eating them on #50.
64. I have two different deodorants. One is Cool Cucumber & Green Tea scented, the other is Completely Clean scented… whatever that means.
65. I have six different lotions next to my “get ready station.”
66. My phone came with two backs: one is purple, the other is grey. Guess what one I have on right now.
67. I am currently wearing one pink sock, and one purple sock.
68. I have mentioned socks four times in this… I think.
69. 80% of you will probably go back and try to find the other numbers that include socks.
70. My computers’ name is Freddie.
71. My cameras’ name is Joe.
72. My long boards’ name is Flo.
73. I have a turquoise pair of converse.
74. The right one has a bright pink shoe lace. It looks like cotton candy.
75. I like blue cotton candy better than pink cotton candy.
76. I’m not short, I’m fun sized. :D
77. I am exactly 5 feet, 4 inches, and 4 little lines… Or as smart people would say, “millimeters.”
78. I forgot the second “L” in millimeters, and my computer put that angry red squiggle underneath it.
79. You will never find a journal of mine that does not have a doodle on it.
80. My room is not messy. It is simply organizational clutter.
81. Breakfast is my favorite meal of the day.
82. I will always choose a mechanical pencil that takes .9 lead, over a pencil that takes .5 lead. The .5 crap squeaks and drives me up the wall.
83. I’ve been to Sitka, Alaska three times.
84. My toenails are painted, and it’s driving me insane.
85. I do not have a Facespace, or a Mybook. Woops, I meant Facebook and Myspace.
86. I did that on purpose, just so you know.
87. My little sisters’ movie just  restarted for the second time.
88. I still have 3 books that I never returned to the library from 3rd grade. I still read them every now and then.
89. I was kidding about reading them every now and then. I read them all the time.
90. Mmm, actually, I read them every night.
91. Ok, scratch the second part of #88, and forget #89, and #90. The three books I still have are drawing books.
92. I have eight pairs of heels. All of them over three inches. Two pairs are five inches.
93. I am beginning to run out of things to put down.
94. Pandora and Grooveshark complete my world.
95. Waffles are simply pancakes with syrup traps.
96. My computer has 23% of battery power left. That means by about #100 I’ll need to get my charger.
97. The one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater, must always remain purple. Otherwise, havoc may occur.
98. I am the master of procrastination. If you ever want to learn how to do it, just ask me.
99. If you told me I could only have one thing to eat for the rest of my life, I would say Nutella.
100. I will never be able to resist a glass of orange juice.
101. I know that you were expecting me to stop at 100 facts about me. I am very unpredictable though, so I’m going to keep on going.
102. I’ve always wondered why guys think it’s “sexy” when a girl goes low.  Well, I mean, I know, for obvious reasons, but other than the obvious is what I’m wondering.
103. Answers that I’ve gotten from that question include “Just because it’s the most amazing thing in the world!” or “You can’t explain it.” or “It’s simply an eyegasm. And maybe a few other -gasms.”
104. My iPod is purple.
105. I <3 music.
106. I listen to artists like Michael Bublé, Frank Sinatra, Jack Johnson, Portishead, Usher, Bob Marley, and John Mayer.
107. I just had to plug in my computer.
108. My boyfriends phone is dead. Otherwise I’d be talking to him.
109. My sister just broke my wooden dolphin that I’ve had for 6 years. L
110. I’m hoping fabric glue works on wood.
111. I always make a wish at 11:11.
112. My favorite time of day is 12:34 (1,2,3,4)
113. I start yawning  sometime between 8:00 and 8:25 p.m.
114. When I type a smiley face, I tend to try and copy that face in real life.
115. Bubble wrap is the most amazing thing invented ever.
116. This is the 116th fact about me: My birthday is in one month, and twelve hours.
117. I hate when people start any type of anything with a question, unless it is a person-to-person, face-to-face conversation.
118. I am currently listening to Angel by Jack Johnson on my Pandora.
119.My sister just asked me watch her movie with her. I grabbed my computer, sat down on the couch, and three seconds later, she told me to get off “her” couch. So, I got down on the floor. Then she said “No sister, go to your wooom!” (room)
120. I felt all special having her ask me to come watch a movie with her. Now I feel like putting a sad face. :(
121. I am finally running out of ideas to put down… completely.
122. My stomach just yelled at me. I haven’t eaten anything since 6:30 a.m. this morning.
123. I have officially wasted about two hours of my time.
124. I wonder how long it took you to read 123 thing about me.
125. Fact #125 - It took four pages in a word document to type all of this.


Well, I hope you guys enjoyed it! This is about as random as it gets right here! :D